Tapper Twins Go to War (with Each Other)

Two kids. One pastry. This means WAR! The first in a hilarious new series from a multi-talented US author and screenwriter.
Wars are terrible things. I know this because I’ve read about a lot of them on Wikipedia. And also because I was just in one. It was me against my brother, Reese. That might not sound like a war to you. Trust me. It was.
This is the story of the terrible war between twins, Reese and Claudia Tapper.
It began with a cruel and senseless sneak attack in the school cafeteria on Monday, September 8th, at approximately 8:27 a.m. Or possibly it began in the Tapper family kitchen, earlier that morning, with the greedy guzzling of the last brown sugar cinnamon toaster pastry. What really happened? It depends on who you speak to . . .