I Have a Dog (an Inconvenient Dog)

I have a dog. An inconvenient dog. When I wake up, my dog is inconvenient. When I’m getting dressed, my dog is inconvenient. And when I’m making tunnels, my dog is SUPER inconvenient. But sometimes, an inconvenient dog can be big and warm and cuddly. Sometimes, an inconvenient dog can be the most comforting friend in the whole wide world.