Happily Never After

Zombie stumbles across a book on Player fairytales, which doesn’t seem all that exciting. Until he reads through it and realises how familiar the stories sound. Like the story that reminds him of the time he followed his brother up a gigantic beanstalk that had grown in his backyard overnight. Or the time he accidentally entered a building competition, dressed as a pig. Or that time he had to sleep on a hundred stacked mattresses, which were, by the way, very uncomfortable. Hmm, maybe there’s something to this…