The Problem with Here Is That It's Where I'M From

There’s a new girl in at Mackerel Middle School. Colette is friendly, fabulous, smart, totally talented, and an all-around amazing individual. She is more brilliantly diabolical than Isabella, as blindly loyal as Stinker, and even harder to resist than Angeline. It’s enough to make Jamie throw up a little. And Jamie just can’t help but wonder: is it humanly possible for a girl to be more perfectly perfect than the most perfect girl in the world?