A Monster Wrote Me a Letter

My fingernails will need a file.
I haven’t bathed in quite a while.
I’ll take a bath. I’ll learn to smile.
I’ll comb my hair in ‘people’ style.

When a boy inadvertently intercepts and replies to a letter meant for the monster who lives under his bed, he discovers that
another monster is coming to play. The boy nervously studies up on how to appeal to a visiting monster, while the monster is
thrown into a panic over how to adapt his style to suit a little boy. The result is hilarious.