Abacus Aardvark and the Peril of the High Seas

A funny, cruel, absurdly implausible and timeless global action adventure.

In a world of raving narcissists, it is up to 12-year-old Abacus Aardvark and his friendly albino lemming to save the world from an environmental disaster that could mean the end of the earth as we know it.

When Abacus Aardvark rescues an albino lemming from his sinister new Science teacher, he couldn’t dream that very soon he would be travelling to the North Pole with his Alphabetist father, his fashionista mother and an evil genius professor, let alone a cruel captain with a blank glass eye, and his ruthless band of Scandinavian Scurvy sailors. In an action-packed bid to save the world, Abacus contends with a vicious killer whale named Pookie, a blushing one-tusked walrus, a sorry anthr-apologist, harpoon-wielding Inuit hunters, a deadly vice of ice, an accursed albatross, a sinking ship, cloud seeding, devilled puffin eggs, an evil consortium of three-star inland hoteliers and zillions of lemmings!