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Don’t Wipe Your Bum with a Hedgehog

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Don't Wipe Your Bum with a Hedgehog

A collection of wise and wacky words of advice, from the bestselling and award-winning author of WHY EATING BOGEYS IS GOOD FOR YOU. From the marvellous mind of Mitchell Symons comes such gems of wisdom as: You can’t trust a dog to watch your food. Why buy shampoo when real poo is free? Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, as you won’t have a leg to stand on. And if getting even doesn’t work, then just get odd!

FormatHardback
ISBN9780385618663
Published15/02/2012
Price Per CopyRRP $22.95
1–9 copies$20.65
10–19 copies$19.50
20+ copies$18.36
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Mitchell Symons

Mitchell Symons was born in 1957 in London and educated at Mill Hill School and the LSE, where he studied just enough law to get a Third. Since leaving BBC TV, where he was a researcher and then a director, he has worked as a writer, broadcaster and journalist. He was a principal writer of early editions of the board game Trivial Pursuit and has devised many television formats. Currently he writes an award-winning weekly column for the Sunday Express.

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