Fergus Mcphail

Talk about embarrassing! There I am, standing on a toilet seat with my good buddy, Lambert, hugging him for support. It’s the girls’ toilet, naturally, the one at school. Lambert wonders why the girls get pink toilet paper; I just wonder how we got into this crazy situation. More to the point, how are we going to get out of it?
So this is a year in the life of Fergus McPhail, the highs, the lows, the bit in the middle. As the months troll past, I dive into many an embarrassing situation – then make it worse.

There’s also love interest in the shape of wondrous Sophie. Even to think of her makes me flush.

No, we’re not back in the toilets. It’s a different kind of flush. Honestly!