How to Train a Dad

If you are reading this manual then you have decided to take on one of life’s most difficult challenges.

Training a dad.

We’ll start with the basics, like tea parties and bear hugs. Soon you’ll unlock trickier features, like dad jokes. (But be careful – some of these features are hard to switch off!) You’ll also learn tips and tricks for dealing with the most common glitches known to dads.

And by the end of this manual, you’ll be equipped with a fully trained dad.

Good luck!