Ickypedia

From ALPHABURP* to ZINKLEGRITTING** the ICKYPEDIA has some of the most ridiculous, stupid and GROSSTASTIC*** words you’ve never heard. FRUIN: To spoil a perfectly unhealthy snack by adding fruit to it. SPEWTIFUL: a beautiful spew. See also POOTIFUL. UDDER PANTS: Undies for cows. ICKYPEDIA: An incredibly disgusting book you should never, ever read. ‘This is the worst dictionary ever published.’ A Teacher ‘You will actually get stupider by reading this book.’ A Scientist. ‘Delicious!’ A donkey. ‘It’s full of snot, vomit and jokes about flatulence. Children will hate it.’ ROALD DULL**** ‘The best book ever written!’ The Listies, who wrote it. *To burp the alphabet **To freak people out by rubbing tinfoil on your teeth *** Fantastically Gross **** The world’s most boring children’s author. Not be confused with the very NOT boring author Roald Dahl. A wacky collection of crazy, smelly and just plain disgusting words, scribbles, pooetry, quizzes and gross histories by Australia’s most-loved comedians for kids.