I'M Being Stalked by a Moonshadow

War has broken out in the quiet suburb of Kinglet. It all started when Seth Parrot’s father flicked cow poo at Mr Raven from the council. It might have been an accident, but then again, it might not have been. Mr Raven takes great offence and uses his official powers to make the Parrot family’s life hell. The timing couldn’t be worse for Seth. He’s supposed to be writing a play that will premiere shortly. He’s also trying to impress Miranda, the gorgeous athlete whose jump-kicks drive him wild. Oh, and she also happens to be Mr Raven’s daughter.
It’s difficult to be brilliant and romantic when there’s a war on. Poor Seth desperately needs some sensible advice. He finds it in a magazine called Dolly.