My Brother Drinks Out of the Toilet and Other Poem

My brother drinks out of the toilet.
He does it to make Mum go mad.
Each time she catches him at it
She says, ‘I’m telling your dad.’
Dad really tries to get angry,
But he laughs again and again.
So Mum crept up behind Andrew
And suddenly pulled on the chain.

When all the water had settled
Andrew was not to be found.
She’d flushed him away down the toilet
To the drains under the ground.

From the team who brought you The Dog’s Just Been Sick in the Honda and Other Poems comes a brand new collection of hilariously wicked poetry, this time about brothers, sisters, parents and characters from history. Accompanied by Peter Viska’s madcap illustrations, this collection will delight young readers of all ages.