My Uncle Is a Hunkle Says Clarice Bean

This book is about me, Clarice Bean. And my Uncle Ted too. Someone has to babysit for us because Mum and Dad have to go away on Important Business.
I say, how about Uncle Ted? Mum goes pale but it turns out she can’t be so choosy. Then before you know it there’s a Guinea Pig on the loose, Grandad goes missing, and then Minal Cricket gets stuck in the railings like a giant squeaking tomato.
Luckily Uncle Ted is here. He’ll come to the rescue…won’t he? My Uncle is a Hunkle. Mum says we get on like a house on fire.