Pants Are Everything

Michael Swarbrick’s pathetic existence had just got better. He was on a date with the girl of his dreams – a romantic donkey ride on the beach, followed by some daring skinny-dipping in the sea. Delightful! Only… things never really get better for Michael and one small moment of bliss ends with him a) getting arrested; b) becoming a local celebrity and c) becoming an internet sensation BECAUSE THEY THINK HE’S A NUDIST (he isn’t)! Michael is swept up in a sequence of uncontrollable events that will RUIN HIS LIFE. Again.

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