Penny Dreadful Is a Record Breaker

My name is not actually Penny Dreadful.It is Penelope Jones. The Dreadful bit is my dads JOKE. But I am definitely not dreadful…its just sometimes people dont appreciate the brilliance of my ideas! I mean, it was a BRILLIANT IDEA to hunt a VAMPIRE and Cosmo said Mr. Bentley-Bucket was only pretending to be human. Also Grandma Overall who does not see the BRIGHT SIDE needed cheering up, so I dont know why she didnt like her super-sparkly MAKEOVER. And the water spraying all over the kitchen was completely worth it because I ended up being a RECORD BREAKER!