Pirate!

Stink ahoy! Mucky little ruffian Bertie is exploring life as a pirate. But will his horrible habits be too much even for his swashbuckling crew? Join this nose-picking terror as he waves a cutlass, boards enemy ships and steals treasure-making all his victims (and shipmates) tremble with fear and disgust! And what will happen when Bertie cooks up a storm with his own horrid restaurant reviews, and tries his hardest NOT to make Miss Boot’s cross-country team? Find out in three disgusting stories full of comic chaos!