The Cockroach War

This scuttling, six-legged story will leave you bug-eyed with laughter.
‘I’m rich! I’m rich and you’re not, you poor miserable suckers! I’m riiiiiich!!!’
When Dick Cadwallader wins forty million dollars in a one-off lottery, he and his family turn into the neighbours from hell.
They blow up their house, build a huge mansion with a helicopter pad on the roof, and start throwing wild parties, night after night.
Next door, the Judge family is going crazy. Mr and Mrs Judge want to sell, but Toby and Emma have other ideas.
With the help of Emma’s brilliant invention, they are set to unleash a creeping, crawling, buzzing, biting insect army.
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