The Humiliations of Welton Blake

Welton Blake has done it – he’s asked out Carmella McKenzie, the best looking girl in school and she’s only gone and said yes! But just as he thinks his luck, and life, is starting to change, Welton’s phone breaks kickstarting a series of unfortunate, humiliating, and sometimes disgusting events. Life for Welton is about to go very, very wrong …