Three Bears (Sort Of)

Once upon a time, there were three bears… What kind? Huh? What kind of bears? Grizzly bears? Sun bears? Polar bears? Um … the last one. And they lived in the woods… Polar bears don’t live in the woods. They live in the Arctic. Fall out of your chair laughing as a cheeky child questions every aspect of the classic story of ‘The Three Bears’. Don’t bears prefer salmon to porridge? Why are they living in a cottage anyway? And how come they can talk?