Unicorns Don't Love Rainbows

I do not like smiling, I do not like cake, I do not like ice cream (makes my tummy ache). I stomp over rainbows and will not say Whoop! (and dont talk to me about unicorn poop). If you think that all unicorns love rainbows then think again, because this unicorn most certainly doesnt! In fact, there are a lot of things he doesnt like, and hes going to tell you all about it… So get ready, because youre about to meet a unicorn who truly stands out from the crowd.