What Planet Are You from Clarice Bean?

While learning about the environment and planet Earth (“Sometimes I think gravity is a pity”) Clarice Bean winds up with Robert Granger (“I mainly like to ignore him”), as her class partner. Robert wants to do a project on who walks faster, a snail or a worm, but Clarice Bean finds this topic exceedingly boring. Besides, there’s something a lot more interesting going on at home. Brother Kurt has become an ecowarrior, which involves sitting in a doomed-to-be-felled tree, waving signs that say “Free the Tree (“because it rhymes”), and sometimes perching together with the whole family, eating spaghetti marinara.