How to Train a Mum

If you are reading this manual then you have decided to take on one of life’s most difficult challenges …

Training a mum.

We’ll start with the basics, like juggling and koala cuddles. Soon you’ll unlock trickier features, like Super Mum mode. (But be careful – some of these features are dangerous!) You’ll also learn tips and tricks for dealing with the most common glitches known to mums.

By the end of this manual, you’ll be equipped with a fully trained mum.

Good luck!